TOO MANY KOOKS poem by Dave Till

You can have too many thoughts crowding your mind

Too many judgements you could label 'unkind'

You can have too few Indians, and too many Chiefs

Too many grey pairs in a drawer of white briefs

You can have too many grey strands in a head full of hair

Too many logos on your new outer wear

You can have too many bankers with a million quid bonus

Or too much mortgage so the banks think they own us

You can have too many meetings, too many choices

Too much discussion from too many voices

You can do too many diets, too many cleanses

Wear too many glasses with rose-tinted lenses

You can have too much of Facebook, too much of telly

Too many chocolates expanding your belly

Too many friends with birthdays this week

Too many phone calls when you don't want to speak

Too many passwords, too many PINs

Too many bookmarks, too many chins

You can have too many appliances, too many books

Too many wrinkles ruining your looks

Too many nips, too many tucks

Too many caravans, too many trucks

Too many refusals, too many rebukes

Too many earls and too many dukes

Too many skeletons, too many spooks

But you can't have ...

Too Many Kooks

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